1. You lose your Internet connection and satellite TV at 8:42 pm.
2. Your pool is over full and has to be drained every morning.
3. You have to skim off all the bugs before your morning swim.
4. The tiles that were clean yesterday have acquired dirt – washed down from the air?
5. You have to wend your way through puddles in the streets on your way to breakfast.
6. Insects, frogs, and crabs proliferate and the cats seek refuge on your bed.
7. On the plus side the humidity is so high your wrinkles dissapper. If only you could bottle this stuff.